This blog is going to be part one of two. I have to do this as "Birddogger" is the ying to a "Dogfuker" yang. They seem to live off of each other like a predator and its prey so I will do this in a two part blog. The "Birddogger" is a complex being and difficult to understand. Their beliefs in time travel and fortune telling are a bit mind boggling but I will try to explain them to the best of my simple tradesman ability.
"The Birddogger" is a person who's skills are honed directly to match their warped sense of reality. This being that everyone is in need of constant surveillance. By monitoring with great vigilance they feel there is a better and safer work environment created. Having a childhood fantasy of becoming a private investigator they pretend to be the Magnum P.I. of the industrial world. The once unskilled tradesman truly believes that they have been chosen in a calling from above to transform into.... a safety officer. Not really having the full power of an officer of the law but still more clout than a simpleton security guard they find themselves constantly hovering in search of complacence and nonconformity. Living in a complex multi-dimensional realm where exact situations get reenacted over and over the safety officers life is one long drawn out deja vu. Constantly they will stop people and tell a story thinking that they are predicting the future. Thus saving lives and the well being of all who they "touch." Truly believing that their 6th sense of deja-vu and Magnum P.I. skills have saved the day once again.
There are two types of "Birddoggers". First there is the older experienced one who could be mistaken for a fortune telling gypsy in a carnival. The older one has an unmistakably wild look in their eye and a self believed understanding of chance, luck and predictability. They will always take under their wing a younger "Birdogger" to show the ways of prediction and time intervention. The younger one will insert quick comments and points as the older one spins tales of the future. We think this is because their connection to the higher being has not fully transcend. The two pair up to become a "Starsky and Hutch" group of time travellers patrolling the site breaking the repetition of injuries that pop in from dimensional overlap. This in their world is what they call "dog training." It sounds complex but so is the mind of the safety officer. To delve too far into their reality means to become a lost cause and being taken over by delusions of grandeur. Thus causing yourself to contemplate safety officer school.
To experience to watchful eye of the "Birddogger" is an eerie feeling. When you are working at your task with your partner you will feel a cool wind blow in and then a feeling of being uncomfortable. A certain calm before the storm blanket falls over your work task. Then it happens. A burning sensation in the back of your head. If you have never experienced it before it will send a chill down your spine. Instinctively the worker almost always looks around and there they are. Sitting across the road in their pimpin' Hutch mobile eyes locked on their target of intervention. If you are not quick enough pretend you did not see them and start walking away then there is no escape. Once the "Birddogger" realizes they have been spotted they lock on their targets and move in. At this time it is too late for you to quickly shuffle away into a crowd or nearby scaffold hoarding. They will follow you and they will talk to you.
If you are unlucky enough to detect the "Birddogger" early and flee the scene then it happens. THE LECTURE. This is when the "Birddogger" feels he hit successful prediction of occurrence and feeds himself on inter-dimensional energies. As his Deja-vu takes over the "Birddogger" slips into a sort of strange trance. Calling on what he believes are powers given to him from above they tell you the future. It is an exact replica of whatever task you were doing but with an outcome that has not yet happened. The "Birddoggers" outcome is always one of gruesome pain or dismemberment. In extreme interventions the "Birddogger" may even tell tales of death. The people involved in the tale are always identical to you and your partner. Same trade, same job, same looking face. The time of day and weather may also sometimes be mentioned if the "Birddogger" feels he has a strong enough connection to the powers that be. Then as fast as it started it is over. Leaving you and your partner at work worried, tired and stressed. Fear that they will be back to repeat the process and take another half hour of your life that you can never reclaim hang over your heads.
The best animal comparison to the "Birddogger" would be the Bald Eagle. Belived by some North American Native groups to have spiritual powers the "Birdogger" matches this animal to a key. The eagles intense concentration and skill for locking onto its prey is another cog that lines up perfectly. There is no escape when you are locked into the "Birddoggers" radar only prayer that it will be over quickly. The older "Birddogger" often tends to have a bald spot making the comparison uncanny.
Cheers!
"The Birddogger" is a person who's skills are honed directly to match their warped sense of reality. This being that everyone is in need of constant surveillance. By monitoring with great vigilance they feel there is a better and safer work environment created. Having a childhood fantasy of becoming a private investigator they pretend to be the Magnum P.I. of the industrial world. The once unskilled tradesman truly believes that they have been chosen in a calling from above to transform into.... a safety officer. Not really having the full power of an officer of the law but still more clout than a simpleton security guard they find themselves constantly hovering in search of complacence and nonconformity. Living in a complex multi-dimensional realm where exact situations get reenacted over and over the safety officers life is one long drawn out deja vu. Constantly they will stop people and tell a story thinking that they are predicting the future. Thus saving lives and the well being of all who they "touch." Truly believing that their 6th sense of deja-vu and Magnum P.I. skills have saved the day once again.
There are two types of "Birddoggers". First there is the older experienced one who could be mistaken for a fortune telling gypsy in a carnival. The older one has an unmistakably wild look in their eye and a self believed understanding of chance, luck and predictability. They will always take under their wing a younger "Birdogger" to show the ways of prediction and time intervention. The younger one will insert quick comments and points as the older one spins tales of the future. We think this is because their connection to the higher being has not fully transcend. The two pair up to become a "Starsky and Hutch" group of time travellers patrolling the site breaking the repetition of injuries that pop in from dimensional overlap. This in their world is what they call "dog training." It sounds complex but so is the mind of the safety officer. To delve too far into their reality means to become a lost cause and being taken over by delusions of grandeur. Thus causing yourself to contemplate safety officer school.
To experience to watchful eye of the "Birddogger" is an eerie feeling. When you are working at your task with your partner you will feel a cool wind blow in and then a feeling of being uncomfortable. A certain calm before the storm blanket falls over your work task. Then it happens. A burning sensation in the back of your head. If you have never experienced it before it will send a chill down your spine. Instinctively the worker almost always looks around and there they are. Sitting across the road in their pimpin' Hutch mobile eyes locked on their target of intervention. If you are not quick enough pretend you did not see them and start walking away then there is no escape. Once the "Birddogger" realizes they have been spotted they lock on their targets and move in. At this time it is too late for you to quickly shuffle away into a crowd or nearby scaffold hoarding. They will follow you and they will talk to you.
If you are unlucky enough to detect the "Birddogger" early and flee the scene then it happens. THE LECTURE. This is when the "Birddogger" feels he hit successful prediction of occurrence and feeds himself on inter-dimensional energies. As his Deja-vu takes over the "Birddogger" slips into a sort of strange trance. Calling on what he believes are powers given to him from above they tell you the future. It is an exact replica of whatever task you were doing but with an outcome that has not yet happened. The "Birddoggers" outcome is always one of gruesome pain or dismemberment. In extreme interventions the "Birddogger" may even tell tales of death. The people involved in the tale are always identical to you and your partner. Same trade, same job, same looking face. The time of day and weather may also sometimes be mentioned if the "Birddogger" feels he has a strong enough connection to the powers that be. Then as fast as it started it is over. Leaving you and your partner at work worried, tired and stressed. Fear that they will be back to repeat the process and take another half hour of your life that you can never reclaim hang over your heads.
The best animal comparison to the "Birddogger" would be the Bald Eagle. Belived by some North American Native groups to have spiritual powers the "Birdogger" matches this animal to a key. The eagles intense concentration and skill for locking onto its prey is another cog that lines up perfectly. There is no escape when you are locked into the "Birddoggers" radar only prayer that it will be over quickly. The older "Birddogger" often tends to have a bald spot making the comparison uncanny.
Cheers!
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